Saturday, December 13, 2008
in Georgetown, Washington, D.C.!!!
It's On!
Starts at the Third Edition @ 4PM (check agenda for more details)
It almost didn't happen...but it's officially on!
Once again, as in days of old, a festive horde of Santas, Ms. Clauses , elves and reindeer will descend on Georgetown to spread Christmas cheer and carols throughout the city streets. In keeping with Santa Stumble tradition, we will start at 3rd Edition at 4 pm. The full schedule is posted on the Agenda page (see link to the left). Santa suits will be available at Walmart, Target, the discount party store, and other fine retail establishments in our area. Frisky Reindeer and Naughy Elves are a must, Mr. Hanky and Hanukkah Harry are welcome as well, but you must be costumed to attend. In the true spirit of the holidays, optional donations for the Navy-Marine Corps Relief Fund charity will be appreciated.
Please feel to extend the invite to any and all!
Happy Holidays and Merry Stumbling!
P.S. St. Nick has had several reports of "overly naughty" Santas. Please keep in the spirit of Christmas and cheer, so we can keep the tradition alive with your favorite spots for many years to come!
P.P.S. Do not be fooled by those suckers at Lindy Promotions or Santarchy. This is the original and legit DC Santa Stumble. Santa will be delivering them a lump of coal.Feeling exhausted and unappreciated by the children of the world, Santa Claus decides to take a year off from Christmas and retires from the Santa Stumble, D.C.'s Premier Holiday Event!
Unable to rouse him from his sickbed, Mrs. Claus sends elves Jingle and Jangle and the reindeer, Vixen, to bring back proof that the children (code for shiftless D.C. cocktailers) still hold faith and admiration for the Santa Stumble.
After narrowly escaping the clutches of the villains Heat Miser and Snow Miser, the elves arrive in Georgetown, USA, whereupon they are immediately ticketed by a policeman, accosted by beggars and Vixen is thrown into an animal shelter.
What will Santa do when he learns of their perils?
Will he search for Jingle, Jangle and Vixen and perhaps find the best medicine of all: a generous family of friends who still believe in the spirit of Christmas and the art of dodging weekend holiday shopping by tipping-back a few holiday cocktails?
Or, will this be the year without a Santa Claus?
- Be careful not to stray from the pack of Santas once you find them because you will be ostracized anywhere else you go while dressed as Santa. If at any point the action lulls just take a break. The odds of fun increase the longer you stay around a large number of drinking Santas.
- Do not attempt to ride a bike while dressed in the Santa suit.
- Do not attempt your normal dance moves while dressed in the Santa suit.
- Ladies do not under estimate your "cuteness" while dressed in the Santa suit. Sexy good .
- Sliding across freshly waxed danced floors while dressed in the Santa suit is recommended - but proceed with caution.
- If at any point young children spot you on the street and wish to take pictures with you, do not resist. It may seem unnatural but the kid will not know the difference. Denying the picture will scar them. .
DON'T MISS THE SUSPENSE!!!
MARK YOUR CALENDARS NOW for the 10th ANNUAL SANTA STUMBLE on Saturday, December 13, 2008.
Skip those other so-called holiday events around town, your stuffy office party and long-planned family commitments and help shake the ambivalence out of St. Nick this holiday season.
And, as with Stumbles past, the 10th Annual Santa Stumble will again be a Charitable Event.
For more information, please write to Santa at santastumble@yahoo.com.
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